This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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