Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
false alarm, still single
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
