Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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