wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I just gift wrapped bread.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I take back everything I said about communal showers
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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