She is in my trunk
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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