white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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