I'm gonna have a badass scar
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
ttyl tear gas
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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