i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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