Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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