i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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