just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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