i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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