the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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