if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
My vagina is very pro this idea
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