Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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