i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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