Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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