The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
