i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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