Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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