thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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