i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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