Porn is love you can see.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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