I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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