oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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