the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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