Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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