32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
