god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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