Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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