He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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