1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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