i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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