I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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