i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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