That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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