she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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