he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
