Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize
