Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
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