So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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