For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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