so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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