bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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