it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I love you.
Bad choice
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