p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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