im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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