only if we run a train.
done.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Randomize
