She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
