The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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